i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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