dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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