how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
how does that bad decision feel?
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