I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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