Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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