My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
there is glitter all over my balls
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