note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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