When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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