elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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