you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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