on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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