i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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