So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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