what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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