how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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