Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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