He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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