But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I can text with my tongue
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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