hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Randomize
