Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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