I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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