Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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