Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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