Hey man sorry I got all grabby
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just found puke in my bra..
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Don't tell me you're on acid again
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Two words: nipple clamps
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