3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
