I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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