i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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