i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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