i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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