i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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