dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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