Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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