Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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