Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
youre lurking in front of me
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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