In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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