if i can run in heels then i can drive
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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