Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Two words: nipple clamps
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