so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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