You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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