Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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