I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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