Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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