Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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