The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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