His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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