Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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