My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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