so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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