It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
You're like the curious george of whores
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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