Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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