I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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