If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
FUCK WHALES
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